You know you’re a baseball player when…

…you wear the same shirt, undershirt, shorts, boxers, socks, and shoes because your SON’S team is on a streak.  – Jon Freeman

 …you know how to eat sunflower seeds…  – Bill Stanton, CheckSwing.com

And spit sunflower seed shells accurately  – Jon Freeman

…you have a white forehead and and a red face.  – Michael Richards

… when you go out to eat…you are NOT wearing a baseball cap.  – Michael Richards

…your baseball caps don’t have stickers and tags on them…just sweat stains.   – Michael Richards

An athlete passes a beautiful woman on the street.  If he whistles at her he is a football player.  If she whistles at him, he’s a baseball player.  – Michael Richards

…your favorite aromas are:

• Cut Bermuda Grass
• Leather
• Pine tar
• Dirt
• Bubblegum
• Hot dogs
• Victory   – Michael Richards

…you have a Pro Hitter on your key ring.  – R Baker

…you drive the handball/racquetball players at the Y nuts by reserving one of the courts to practice your glove work in during the winter.  – James Wesson  (by the way James, keep up the good work!)

…you find yourself taking practice swings (sans bat) in an elevator.  – James Wesson